Monday, January 9, 2012

Fake Psychics

I debated about posting this because I wish not to be seen as teaching or endorsing fake people to giving a way to commit fraud. Nor is an attack on any but those who wish to do so. I've seen this method used in real life and on the web to plant lies in your head in hopes of gaining a following and departing one with their money as well. How is this done?



Use broad statements that apply to a large segment of the population in order to fake psychic powers. For instance, telling a client, "You are usually outgoing but sometimes you need time alone" will likely provoke a feeling of agreement, instilling instant confidence in your psychic abilities. Real psychic powers are usually much more specific. Well duh! Who doesn't at one time or another?


Ask a lot of questions in advance in order to fake a psychic reading. Knowing a client's age, marital status, hobbies and family will give you a plethora of useful information for the fake psychic reading and allow you to improvise as you go along. This is their way of gaining knowledge which will be used against you later. Are you gasping for air in awe of their magical powers yet?


Many will tell you that you're under a spell or a curse which has been placed in order to do much harm to you and your love ones. The "Love ones" is the phrase that gets most because, as it should be, it is a off limits area for people. Now they can remove it but it will take several sessions and your hard earned dollars to do so. They claim to "powers" were given them for good but for who's? If they're that caring why not do it just for the sake of helping a fellow human out? Or could it be that profit trumps karma?


Be insistent if you give your client a wrong answer when you fake psychic powers. For instance, if you give her a name that doesn't mean anything to her, simply insist that, spiritually speaking, the person in question is known by more than one name. Never change your answers to make your predictions seem more real to the client. Or the name given is a "spirit guide" send as a go between you and the dearly departed. They may just simply tell you by asking questions that you break the spell or you have angered "The Great Cornholio!


Make your predictions contingent upon repeated sessions when you fake psychic powers. Tell your clients that the predictions will only come true if you are able to see them regularly, in order to help them manage their lives and their futures. This guarantees a steady source of income for you and gives you another out when your predictions do not come true. Who hasn't been burned with this one. Real powers would mean no questions would need to be asked or answered. You would walk in and they would proceed to tell you what you came for.


There you have a baseline to go by that I hope saves you time, money and grief in your life. Many are out for you hard earned dollar and nothing more. Make the all mighty prove to you that are in fact the real deal. Lastly don't fall for that stopping the heart gag either. This is done by placing a ping pong ball in the armpit of the arm the offer for you to check. The pressure blocks the pulse. Let the Hate mail begin! This means if I get hate mail, that means I already predicted it's coming and therefore, makes me a Psychic so leave $200.00 and keep the line moving.....

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